something old, something blue....

It was one strange day
when the two old men met;
(but now the story is moot)
Alowiscious said to Clyde "if the flaming
lizard were dancing in your garlic suit,"
he paused for a breath,
"Who would fill his shoes?"
Now Clyde, being the more aged of the pair,
began his wisical response;
"Naturally, the wet giraffe,
for she can reach the farthest branch
without a single muted laugh."
Then he mounted his talking goose.

John Saul

"Sara stopped dead in her tracks."

Really?!

In the middle of a top-selling thriller by one of today's most popular authors?